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officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

(Source: daytonastatecollege)

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

durrscurr:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

I have been waiting for this one.

I HAVE FOUND THE GREATEST POST IN ALL THE LANDS

(Source: worldwarwaluigi)

sloppyrectum:

"EVERYONE born in the 90’s remembers this show! if you don’t know this you had a horrible childhood!"

*picture of a purely north american tv-show that was never broadcasted anywhere outside their borders*

beautyofmavin:

lukethreepwood:

Have you ever wanted your very own Tower of Pimps?

Well, now you can, with this simple papercraft version!

With most of the work by Geg, and just a smidge by myself, you can now just print, cut, fold, glue, and Voila! A little tower of pimps for your desk or home, just like the Achievement Hunter Gents and Lads!

(Both of Ray’s dirt and sponge pedestal variants included as an extra bonus.)

I made it and it’s awesome! :3

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

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he sent me the meme

(Source: cptnarnerica)

existentialcrying:

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.


I

existentialcrying:

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

I

sneakycreatures:

this is definitely how real girls talk. trust me, man. I’m an expert on women. I’ve clocked in over 72 hours of jerking off in animated hentai alone

sneakycreatures:

this is definitely how real girls talk. trust me, man. I’m an expert on women. I’ve clocked in over 72 hours of jerking off in animated hentai alone


onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

(Source: yungwavegod)

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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arriannashay:

My life.

arriannashay:

My life.

(Source: jaidefinichon)

You should have everyone do an impression of the guy to his 
left!

(Source: yorkcarolina)

Posted on September 1 with 621 notes at 7:01 pm

magic-disney:

shield-maiden-for-christ:

moistplinth03:

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.
Best One Yet

I love these transitional gifs

BEST ONE YET

having a great tank while you’re the healer is literally the best thing in the world

Posted on September 1 with 2 notes at 7:00 pm

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